“I never understood your fascination for sitting on that wall. I dreaded the day you’d fall.”
“I’m sorry but there’s nothing I can do now. The commander brought his best men and they couldn’t help me. Give me a kiss and send me onwards”
She cried looking at his insides flow out in a runny stream.
“It won’t be forgotten, my love. I spoke to the commander before he left. He promised a song would be written in your name, like the one they wrote about that little girl who ran away. What was her name….”
“Miss Muffet I think..”
A little cracked after the fall, I take it….
the poor fellow…
Eggscellent.
you give me eggxactly the compliment I needed to make my day! 🙂
what am I? egg salad?
haha!